Gandalf and the Alien Attack

Dream Installment #9: Gandalf and the Alien Attack

I was traveling around with Gandalf through the countryside.  From afar we saw a battle between a bunch of gorillas and aliens, and we watched as hundreds of gorillas took back their woods from the aliens who had been burning it down for fuel. The aliens were slowly taking over earth, this was just one skirmish. We went over to the partially clear-cut and destroyed gorilla land where they were re-grouping. I was still scared for them because even though we could see the aliens running over to a different hill, they were only in retreat.  Who knew how long it would be before they would attack again and I didn't know if the gorillas could win a second time. 

As we walked around the turned-up land, we found a set of teeth crusted into the dirt. I didn't know if they were real or not, so I didn't want to touch them. Gandalf decided they were fake. 

Nearby we also found an X-ray of a foot that had little drawings on it and also was made so that some of the toes were stretchy. It was obviously a child's art project, but somehow it was also critical evidence in the discovery that humans had in fact been the ones to start the Alien War.  This was top secret, but Gandalf said that he had discovered it a while ago.  Still, this information was only now being released for public knowledge. Humans had started the war by bombing Mars 4000 years ago. Just little bombs, but it is what started the alien invasion.  

We headed back to my home, because I was worried about my mom. We got there and I was one of the little tiny children at the house, the size of a South Park character.*  There were a couple kids and a couple adults in the house. A man with a bald spot knocked on our door and told us that it wasn't safe on earth anymore, that the aliens would soon attack humans, and that we were being relocated to one of the nicer space colonies.  As he was talking to us he paused to answer a phone call.  When he did, his eyes turned from human eyes to alien eyes, which looked like giant yellowish cat/snake eyes.  When his eyes changed, so did all of the adults' eyes, as though they had been hypnotized.  That's when I knew that he was secretly an alien, that the offer to relocate us to a space colony was a trick, and that adults were easier to control then kids.  As soon as he got off the phone his disguise came back and the parents stopped being hypnotized. We had to tell them that Bald Man was secretly an alien, but it was tricky since he was still standing in the doorway.


(Ender's Game inspired? Lord of the Rings? Battlestar Galactica?)

* In the dream Escape and Disguise there were also characters that looked like South Park children.

Captain's Log

Captain's Log
11:00pm
On the Farm


Recent Activity:
-Obscene amounts of Tetris... I'm making lots of friends!And no, I'm not embarrassed about that.

Fig.1 example of one of my friends in the Arena of Tetrisfriends


-I went shopping despite the fact that i'm flat broke... I bought a couple work-in-progress items which are always fun. One is an ankle length bright red, felt, high waisted skirt. I'm going to take a scissor to it. I got a grandma floral dress- which is my favorite kind of dress. i just need to make it fit a bit better. also, an extra special set of t-shirts. One of those t-shirts is going to have to be transposed onto another boy-sized t-shirt. I LOVE SEWING PROJECTS


-I've been downloading music up the ying yang. Playlists are slowly forming.


-I started journaling and drawing again. I tried to take a picture of one of my drawings of fish that I really like. But the picture just didn't look good so I gave up.


-I took hundreds of pictures of food and snow while in Mazama. Speaking of which, was the best week of my semester. 


-My mom has been giving me THE COOLEST CLOTHES IN THE WORLD. Seriously, everything awesome I own has come from my mom. Most recent items: motorcycle boots, leather jacket, and a hollywood sports jacket. check it:

Fig. 2- back of the jacket... shitty quality, but it's a just a little taste anyway.


-I've had the same cough for two months. It's a terrible cough that keeps my parents up at night and makes me embarrassed in public places (such as the library or the grocery store.)I'm going to try to see a doctor about it. I'm just dreading the inevitable "you've had this for two months and haven't seen anyone, not even at the free health clinic at reed for this?! here are three days of antibiotics and you'll be all better!"  way to go, simone.


Current Missions:


Retreat-
Reference Code: "PDXXX"
Code Color: Red w/ black tire marks
Description: Well, let's face it: the holidays are blissful but work calls. Now, despite the reference code, I'm not going back to make pornos (though my career as a stripper is still pending...)I just need to get money get paid. Also, I miss my room and the Giant Peach-

Fig. 3- a corner by my bed in the Crows Nest of the Giant Peach


Playlists-
Reference Code: "lockyourselfinyourroomfordays"
Code Color: iTunes blue and grey
Description: I suck at playlists. I have made several this year though. I haven't posted them, which I regret. They're no longer contemporary with my listening trends so their isn't any point in posting them... but so far i'm working on some playlists under the current titles: "smoke weed eryday," "hard drugs," "new years"
"new years" is the equivalent of my monthly playlist, only i'm blending december and january.... thrilling i know. 


ANYWAY, i have a sneaking suspicion that i'm going to regret ever having a blog in a couple months/years because of how ridiculously stupid it is... but i can't bring myself to delete it. Because what's more fun than seeing you have some random people from russia and malaysia reading your blog... nothing. (shout out?)

Family- Mom and Dad

Fig.1 Dad and me in a hammok. I was just a month or two old. I obviously don't remember it, but later in life we had two hammocks next to each other and I would read in one and he would read in the other- treasured memories.

Fig. 2 Typical....

Fig. 3 I hope to one day have a successful marriage like theirs.

Fig. 4 My Mom is a stickler about getting her picture taken. This is one of the few that I feel like she would really like. I love it. It's possibly the most precious picture I have. I am missing my Mom right now. Don't know why. Probably because she's my best friend.