Captain's Log

Captain's Log:

2:50 am

Barracks

Updates:

-My cactus is shifting sideways in its pot. I haven't taken it on a walk in a week. The small furry offshoot hasn't grown.

-I was unsatisfied with my select-your-own-toppings pizza.

-There was a mysterious party in my room tonight.

Plans of Action:

-Several members of the crew have discussed becoming friends with the dude who served us coffee today.

Code Color: grayish blue with yellow blotches

Urgency: 4 (no deadline)

Importance: 6.894

Chance of Success: 4.875

-Operation SignofDoom

Code Color: red

Urgency: 9 (impending deadline)

Importance: 8.443

Chance of Success: possible but contingent on effort

-Operation Project Miniature Mountain

Code Color: cold and grey

Urgency: 5 (no deadline)

Importance: 7.115

Chance of Success: 4.876

-Project Hum110 Paper:

Code Color: Neon Orange

Urgency: 10 (Due Today)

Importance: 9.033

Chance of Success: success is a tricky word...

Progress Reports will follow

-Captain out-